divorced parent syndrome
a fictional disease which is characterized by the following:
1. divorced parents.
2. either an exagerrated innate need to be in a relationship or a laid-back view on relationships and love.
3. repating information or stories because you forgot which parent you told.
4. not telling one parent information or stories because you told the other and forgot.
child: jen’s party is tonight!
mom: you never said that!
child: oh, i must have told dad that. divorced parent syndrome.
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child: jen’s party is tonight!
dad: you already told me that!
child: oh, sorry, i have divorced parent syndrome.
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girl: omg my boyfriend just broke up with me.
boy: hey there girl.
girl: omg i’m going to have a crush on you because i have divorced parent syndrome and need to be in a relationship.
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