divorstitute
n. a mid-30’s or older woman who was formerly a strong, independent, feminist type who upon divorcing her husband became utterly incapable of survival without huge infusions of his cash. she generally drives a bmw or mercedes convertible with “alimony” for license plates.
i met this lady at the bar last night who told me she was unemployed but lived in a nice house and drove a nice car. her ex-husband is a dentist. she must be a divorst-tute.
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