diwali
there’s an indian king ram of ayodhya. ram had a beautiful wife named sita. he created a circle of protection for sita, so that when she was in the circle, no one could harm her. one day, the demon ravana disguised himself as a beggar, so he could steal sita. upon seeing the beggar, sita stepped out of her circle, and ravana stole her and escaped with a chariot into the sky. ram was distraught and finally found that ravana had taken her. the monkey god, hanuman, was key in helping ram by going into ravana’s lair finding sita, thereby leading ram to the demon. he went into the forest and with his army went to war with ravana’s army. ram kicked some serious -ss and killed ravana and his army. ram was reunited with sita and at last after 14 years in the forest. there was a huge celebration in ayodhya with lights when they came home.
happy diwali
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