dixel
an extremely small p-n-s. a d-ck the size of a pixel.
female 1: “oh my god, i can’t believe you went home with him! he is so hot!”
female 2: “oh guuuurl, but we got to his place after the club and he drops his pants and whips out a dixel!”
female 1: “aaaah heeeeelll nah gurl!”
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