dixon iowa
a small -ss town in b-m-f-ck iowa. the town only consists of a bar, called the legion where the drunks gpo to talk sh-t about their sh-tty jobs. less than 200 people live here, though nearly half of them are drug dealers, or c-ke-wh-r-s. it is famous for the single pop machine attached to a telephone pole in the middle of nowhere. dixon consists of one main road and a lot of small sh-tty alleys where random rabid dogs approach you. do not buy drugs from these dogs. they’ve got some reggie sh-t. buy from the creepy old sailor at the end of the main road. he’s got the good sh-t.
where the f-ck is dixon iowa?
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