dixth sense
when a guy you have been b-mping uglies with, on and off for a few months, gives you the cold shoulder, not returning texts, gets a proper “girlfriend” and generally acts like a douchebag. you move on, months go by, but as soon as other guys start sniffing around, douchebag gets back in touch – having some kind of dixth sense – like his tallywhacker knows when there is compet-tion……
girl 1: “ffs, i just gotta txt from douchebag – i aint from him in months. typical, as soon as there are other guys on the scene, he wants to tap this -ss again……”
girl 2: “what ya gonna do?”
girl 1: “dunno, its like he’s got a dixth sense or somat”
-texts douchebag anyway-
similar to vsp, a specific form of esp where a woman can tell the size of a man’s d-ck just by talking to him.
i’m telling you my dixth sense has never failed.. and trust me i have been with a lotta guys!
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