diy, mom!
literally means “do it yourself, mother.”
used both ironically and unironically by teenagers to denote disapproval to an -ssigned task given to them by a maternal figure, while also redirecting this mission to the asker as they cannot be -rs-d at that moment in time to do such a deed.
as is common with slang popular among younger generations, some teachers will try to appeal to the “youngsters” by picking up on this versatile phrase and use it in cl-ss as well, often to their dismay.
the interjection ‘mom!’ may also be changed to any t-tle (often shortened to one syllable) showing a relationship to the speaker such as dad, sis, bro, cuz, dude, girl, boss, boi, etc.
mother: my feet are killing me. could you be a doll and m-ssage them for me?
teen: omg! diy, mom!
‘cool’ teacher: my mom asked me to go over to her house because she was feeling lonely this week, but i just told her, “diy, mom!” ugh, mothers, am i right?
cl-ss: you’re such an -sshole.
Read Also:
- alxr
(ah-lick-zer) plays at the harp on occasion, likes billies, reckons it’s easy to understand but in reality everyone will need to be shown this just to work out how to say it hey man that’s such an alxr move!
- the slob blunt effect
when in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session. there are multiple degress of a slob blunt: 1. the paper begins to soften. 2. the paper is softened and soiled by saliva. 3. its beyond jesus’s saving. note: if softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate […]
- whil hart
a god of friendship, not very good at sports but still try’s and good at making friends with anyone. luke: yo whil hart what’s up whil hart : not much howboutu luke: great!
- zen mitha
a small african child that has an exceptionally big d-ck and has a friend named chotu zen mitha has a friend named chotu
- transgerber
noun: a child undergoing s-xual re-ssignment whether physical or psychological entertained, per the request, or under the guidance of the parent(s). despite the possibility bobby could be experiencing a phase of s-xual-confusion, his mother has introduced him into a transgerber lifestyle.