DIYdom
diydom; ‘do it yourself condom’
increasingly popular in the upcoming generations to combat teen pregnancy, std’s and save £2.49 ($4.79) on retail contraception.
unfortunately even though the heart was in the right place, the intellect of these creative minds meant diydom’s were doomed to fail and even brought along there own problems, which in most cases were seen as embarr-ssing rather than harmful
this method has been deemed by professional university drop outs to be an even stupider method than the other commonly used pull and pray.
creative mind one: didn’t have a condom last night
creative mind two: you pull an pray?
creative mind one: nah, i used a diydom
creative mind two: diydom?
creative mind one: yeah, made a home made condom
creative mind two: really? how creative!
creative mind one: used a empty crisp packet & a rubber band
creative mind two: did it work though?
creative mind two: yeah 100% mate! innit
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