Diz bitch gotz to go
when someone says something stupid and rude over the phone and you finally get tired of them talking so you say “diz b-tch gotz to go” then hang up.
her: who is this?
me: you called me.
her: i’m calling the sl-t that slept with my man.
me: who are you calling a sl-t?
her: you, you slept with my boyfriend!
me: your man wanted it!
her: you c-nt!
me: diz b-tch gotz to go. (hangs up)
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