dizzy board

dizzy board. also known as a distribution board. not to be confused with dizzy broad (a dumb b-tch).

a dizzy board can also be known as a consumer unit (not to be confused with me drinking all of your beer)

a dizzy board can also be called a fuse box (not to be confused)

dizzy boards are enclosed within square or oblong, rectangular boxes with a hinged front door or flap. they now should be made of metal, but these boxes have also been made out of plastic, and very crude early versions have been made from a wooden frame. these dizzy boards hold rcd’s (residual current devices or a bank of fuses) that can be turned off to isolate electrical circuits within your home, business, or infrastructure. these fuses or rcd’s should “blow” or “trip”(not to be confused with bl-wj-bs or taking drugs) if overloaded or some other fault is present within your electrical system.

mcb’s (not to be confused with an abbreviated form of fast food outlet) are circuit breakers along with rcbo’s (not to be confused with anti-social behaviour or bad body odour), also are typically found on modern up-to-date compliant dizzy boards.

the british standard 7671 3rd amendment (2015) covers the overhaul, fitting, inspection, testing and safe work procedures that involve the use of dizzy boards
stop playing around with dizzy broads ( these women are no good for you and could give you quite a shock)

go and learn to be an electrician or become competent with someone who can train you to work in electrical and high voltage environments before you play around with dizzy boards.

always follow the electrical installation regulations relevant to your area or country before you tinker around with mains electrical voltage. . .better yet, call me (ouszen) and i will come out and fix or fit/ repair/ replace or overhaul and check your dizzy board.