DJF
djf (dirty joke friday) : a day in which friends can make dirty jokes all day long without being called out for having a dirty mind. usually occuring on friday.
person 1: “that social test was long and hard.”
person 2: “that’s what she said!”
person 3: “thank god it’s djf.”
dirty junkie fat-ss
ie a person that is consistently unclean, does m-ssive amounts of drugs, and is clinicially overweight.
“d-mn that arkanas/sugarp–p/burrito is a djf” – person 1
“yeah djf man” – person 2
depressed jew face, a person with the look of a sad jew.
look at that guy, he got a djf.
person a: sorry to hear about your mom 🙁
person b: djf
djf – shorten for “depressed jew face”, someone with a look of a sad and depressed jew.
-look at that guy, he.. got a djf, in my opinion
-person a to b: i heard what happened with your father 🙁
-person b to a: yeah, he got boiled (djf)
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