DJS
(dubai jerk syndrome): a disease breaking out faster than fire in the woods, it hits the 20something to 30something dubai guy, usually a clean, lean metros-xual looking dude, and is also a self-confessed player, thinking it’s cool to have 2398 friends on facebook, and 98 picture alb-ms of him and his “b-tches” in a flashy club, acting like dumb-ss drunkards. said infected guy, also usually walks like a h-m-s-xual, talks like a h-m-s-xual, dances like a h-m-s-xual… but doesn’t admit to being one.
a guy with djs also can’t hold a coherent conversation for longer than 10 minutes, on average, before wanting to “fool around”, which is a mere excuse for his lack of conversational skills.
1- “hmmm..so you met him in dubai , are u sure he doesn’t have the djs disease? it’s an epidemic , btw”
2- “i’m sorry babe looks like your bf has the djs”
abbreviation for david jones…
a large, fancy department store much like myer located in australia
“wow, that dress is stunning!”
“thanks, its mink pink.. i saw it for 160 dollars in dj’s but got it from envi at 150 dollars and went to buy myself a cowbell with the change”
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