DM Moment
when you find yourself naked or sp-rs-ly dressed and are happened upon by another unsuspecting person. a dm moment is often as accompanied by feelings of awkwardness, uncomfortably or surprise and a extreme desire to drop whatever you are doing an immediately find clothes.
i got out of bed yesterday walked into the kitchen in my skivvies when i stumbled up on the cleaning lady. lets just say, these weren’t the kind of underwear you show your mom. total dm moment.
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