dmitria
a mythical creature with a small head and big feet who makes a mean sandwich. loves skipping, riding bikes in skirts, and eating triscuits by the box. fantasizes about tiny houses and composting toilets.
ever seen a dmitria?
nope, they’re mythical.
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