DMP
descriptive acronym of a boring gentleman who is in a drinking establishment.
dullest man in pub
“hey, what’s up with alan? he’s boring!”
“yeah, he’s like that all the time. he’s dmp”
dip my pouches
“yo come dmp with me”
short for “dropped my phone”
cole: ad;lskfja
linden: ?
cole: sorry, dmp
linden: wtf? i cant find the meaning on definithing
cole: dropped my phone, sorry
drug manufacturing plant
military term
dmp shorthand for digital music player which is commonly reffered to as an mp3 player, or an “ipod”.
all the cool kids are using one!
dmp aka “mp3 players” suck because their memory cannot be upgraded, they play mp3 and wma and not ogg or other formats, they use id tags which is a pain in the -ss to update, alot usedrm and the piece of sh-t ipod is running this b-tch.
a cellphone is not a f-cking digital music player!
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