DMPD’d


how to quickly break up with your girlfriend via text messaging. an abbreviation for the term “dumped”. made infamous by morgan grimes on the nbc tv show “chuck” (season 5 episode 3).
girl: hey honey wanna hang out tonight?
guy: nah, g. i gotta hang wid my hommies.
girl: what you dont wanna be with me?
guy: dmpd’d
girl: omg did you just break up with me via text message? :”(

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