DMU
drinking hole in leicester, originally a polytechnic college but now a hang out for people whose parents wanted their children to get into debt.
not to be confused with leicester university, an accredited educational establishment entirely populated by f-ggots who’d rather stay in and study than get drunk and urinate in public.
“oh dmu
oh dmu
it’s wonderful
it’s wonderful
oh dmu it’s wonderfullllll”
“i failed all my a levels, and on the way to pick them up i forgot how to walk upright. so i went to dmu.”
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