dmyterked


dem-turked
1. to be extremely sh-t-faced or extremely wasted by means of alcohol consumption to the point in which you throw up wherever you are standing.
a. you speech is slurred and your vision blurred and may experience horrible judgment including making out with the same s-x (if you are heteros-xual.
dude, f-cking last night i got so dmyterked that i threw up in the hallway!

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