Do a Matt
(expression)
doing a matt is to hold your hand over your partner’s mouth during s-xual intercourse.
drew: “isabella kept screaming while i was having s-x with her…
she wanted me to keep going but she was soo loud!!”
emily: “lol so what did you do?”
drew: “what would you do?”
emily: “i’d do a matt!”
drew: “i did a matt”
emily: “lulz!”
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