do not remove under penalty of law
a common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you’re going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. as if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. some say “except by consumer” others not. but you’ll remove it anyway. besides… what’s the worst thing could happen, hm?
person 1: i just took off this tag. it says: “do not remove under penalty of law”. so cool huh?
person 2: omg! you’re going to jail!
person 1: nah. i’ll just put it on my mom’s desk.
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