Do you like apples
a rhetorical question asked to a female and no matter the answer the next question is “do you wanna go f-ck?”
a great first question to ask in a bar – if she makes a face and slaps you she is a stuck up b-tch, but if she says “sure” shes a hoebag. eather way you know what kind of girl your talking to.
tom ” hey jenny, do you like apples?” jenny “no but i like strawberries, and they are in season.” tom “no sh-t, do you wanna go f-ck?”
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