do you want a medal?
smart and witty remark to be said in any situtation. when a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of h-ll (where they belong) by saying this phrase
“like omg, i totally f-cked that guy at the party last weekend!”
“congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?”
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