DOBBS

dobbs, or delayed onset blue ball syndrome, is a rather common occurrence in human males. -ssociated with the common “blue ball syndrome”, dobbs is the occurrence of this syndrome, after a prolonged period of time. it happens most often after an intense make out session with a girl. the more intense the session, and the closer you get to s-x, without doing it, the more painful the result. methods of prevention include, but are not limited to: excessive masturbation, celibacy, and just tappin’ that sh-t.
“dude, jenny and i totally made out last night!”
“well, how was it? ya get any?”
“no man, and all i’ve got now is a bad case of the dobbs.”
someone with a blown-out -sshole.
yo dude i banged this chick in the -ss and gave her a dobbs
a wh-r- who will f-ck around on her boyfriend anytime he is not around.
i heard that larry is at work, so lets go dobbs that chick.
dobbs basically means older brother.
“ey dobbs, i’m getting hungry. let’s go eat.”
when someone feels superior to everyone around them but is in fact not, but rather average in all ways possible.

aka

thinking you’re cool but your not actually.
oh man, that guy’s being real dobbs
sh-t, a useless or disgusting thing. also a verb, to make a perfectly fine thing dobbs.
i walked into the bathroom and some guy was taking a huge dobbs. it smelled terrible.

i hope i don’t totally dobbs my test tomorrow.
a word used by old white guys trying to sound hip and cool but have no idea what they’re talking about
dobbs isn’t real. jon doesn’t know what he’s talking about.