Dobbying
when a boy/girl under 18 is given an article of clothing as a present, and they yell at the top of their lungs: “master has presented dobby with (article of clothing), dobby is free!!!” after the cry is yelled, the boy/girl proceeds to freak out. often used during christmas when underwear or ugly sweaters are recieved and the “dobby” in the situation does not like it.
mom: happy birthday jonathan!!!, here is your gift!
jon:- violently opens present to find a pair of socks.- m- master has presented dobby with socks, dobby is freee!
-strips down to wife beater and proceeds to run out of the house
mom: f-ck. he’s dobbying again. son, stop dobbying!! i’ll get you money!!!
beating yourself up about doing something stupid or feeling like a tw-t about something. from harry potter’s dobby, who constantly called himself ‘bad dobby, stupid dobby’.
‘oh stop dobbying yourself about it, i know you would have remembered if you were sober last night. just don’t go on about how bad you feel about letting me down.’
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