Doc Schmolligan’s Effect


a social phenomena involving a man and a group of female room mates. the doc schmolligans effect takes place when the doc is involved with one of the females, and when that female fails to make a move, moves on to the next available option. though rarely seen, this effect adequately explains nearly every instance of violence between female roommates not caused by a lack of showering, house cleaning, or obsession with lolcats posters within the house.
man, her roommate is so much hawter. time for doc schmolligan’s effect to wreck this house!

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