Dock Chip
the tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. usually more than one chip make up the “dock chip” and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.
ben: “wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos i’ve pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!”
tony: “mmmm, they look great, i’ll have this one/all of them!”
ben: “of course you will, because you’re the jerk who always takes the ‘dock chip’!”
the tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. usually more than one chip make up the “dock chip” and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.
ben: “wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos i’ve pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!”
tony: “mmmm, they look great, i’ll have this one/all of them!”
ben: “of course you will, because you’re the jerk who always takes the ‘dock chip’!”
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