dockrat
a person, usually of the female gender, who tends to loiter at marinas, harbors, gas docks, etc. with the intent of finding and or having s-xual intercourse with the dude who posesses the coolest and/or fastest boat on a particular body of water.
when were done fishing we could go down to brunelle’s marina and see if we cant poke a few dockrats.
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