doctor
an idiot savant who fancies himself a genius.
he is a great doctor but thinks he is a financial genius. that is why society pays him 20 times the average salary so after he p-sses 90% of it away we don’t have to deal with homeless doctors.
someone who puts up with an ever more impatient public demanding quick fixes for innocuous conditions while facing scrutiny from those who judge service, cost-accountability, and adherence to legal definitions of medicine.
doctors usually give up being caregivers when they meet people who provide definitions in definithing.com
a doctor is someone who goes to school for up to 16 years after they graduate high school, only to lose their job and liscense on their first day because some family filed a malpractice lawsuit because he couldn’t save their doomed-in-the-first-place family member.
jon went to school until he was 32 to become a doctor, but on his first day when he failed to save his patient who had a failing liver and could not have been saved anyway, the family filed a malpractice lawsuit against him and he lost his job, liscense to practice, 16 years of his life, and several hundred thousand dollars in school tuition fees. isn’t the american legal system great?
doctor who?
“i’m the doctor”,,
“doctor who?!”
booya!!
an alien with two hearts, resembling a human, who travels through time and sp-ce with various gorgeous companions that can’t resist him because he’s just so awesome. battles evil aliens all over the universe and saves countless lives, civilizations, and planets.
i know someone who can help, he’s called the doctor.
someone who has spent 11-16 years of training after high school and over hundreds of thousands of dollars to become certified as a doctor.
because of medical malpractice lawsuits, medicare, medicaid doctors salaries are declining.
the man who will save the earth.
“the doctor is the world’s only hope.”
a total screaming genius, but humble and a little bit s-xy.
man: how did you do that?
woman: is their a word for total screaming genius, that sounds humble and a little bit s-xy?
man: doctor, you can call me doctor.
woman: i see what you did there.
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