Doctorism


the near-religious belief that the doctor (doctor who) exists and does in fact save your life nearly every day. this belief arises from unexplained happy-coincidences, such as an unknown man catching a baby that fell 3 stories, or the oil from the 2009 spill disappearing. subscribers to doctorism are known as either doctorites, companions, or neo-whovians.
doctorism at its best:
ronny: “hey, did you hear? that family that went missing a week ago turned up! no one knows how, and they don’t really remember.”

joe: “it was the doctor for sure! i knew he’s real!”

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