Documentary Expert
when one self-proclaims themselves an ‘expert’ or know-it-all on a said subject of a doc-mentary or doc-mentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.
doc-mentary expert: “america was discovered in 1492 by columbus, i have watched tons of doc-mentaries on it.”
guy that actually knows something: “no you idiot, america was actually discovered over 400 years before christopher columbus even laid his eyes on it.”
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