documentating
word used by telephone operator when trying to sound smart… when in actuality, they are an idiot… thats not a real word dumb-ss!!
-person on phone: “there is a false withdrawel on my bank statement that needs to be fixed”
-operator: “ok ma’am, i am doc-mentating your information right now”
-person on phone: “doc-mentating? you’re an idiot!”
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