documents
to doc-ment is to write something down
i cannot beleive i am writing this definition.
what one calls sheets of tree pulp when wanting the information written on them to seem important.
please look over these doc-ments at your earliest convenience.
medicated mints prescribed by a well meant doctor
hey, p-ss me some of those doc-ments will you, mate?
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