Dodgy Club
a circle of friends involved in dodginesson a regular basis.
dodgy club members can usually be recognised by the compulsory ‘hint of gnome’that accompanies all dodgy club group activities.
the first rule of dodgy club is that you don’t talk about dodgy club.
a collective group of dodgers, partaking in random acts of dodginess on a regular basis.
there are no secrets in dodgy club.
the first rule of dodgy club is that you don’t talk about dodgy club.
notes:- the first official dodgy club was founded in cornwall and is reputed to have a ‘hint of gnome’.
“did you see them, they came from nowhere, totally unexpected, and did you hear what they were called. . . dodgy club! they won beer, chocolates and a certificate, and they had these funny little fishing rods dangling from their hats, dodgy i tell ya!”
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