dog-assed


when one spreads thier -ss cheeks and rubs thier rusty bullethole on something.; similar to how dogs enjoy rubbing thier -ss on gr-ss, reference ‘the fisher king’. while ‘dog–ssed’ isn’t used in the film, reference for dogs rubbing thier -sses on gr-ss.
“d-mn dude that looks like h-ll, who dog–ssed my newspaper?”
“omg what is that streak on the carpeting who dog–ssed it?!”

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