Dog Bowl
a type of p-n-s puppetry in which a male stretches his scr-t-m out to its maximum elasticity; creating “bowl” to catch a big load that runs down his p-n-s; then to have his partner lap the c-m like a dog out of his scr-t-m bowl.
all the chicks love brandon’s dog bowl.
a girl catches c-m in her hand from a handjob and slurps it up like a dog does a water bowl.
i don’t spit nor swallow s-m-n, i dog bowl.
a particularly rigourous bl-w j-b, so named as it resembles a hungry labrador scoffing the final remains of the pedigree chum.
“she was insatiable, she dogbowled the h-ll out of me”
noun: a type of magazine used with -ssault rifles that resembles a “dog bowl”, usually containing seventy five rounds and up. this is an actual military term.
i have my dog bowl and am ready to hit the range!
a term commonly used between friends having a laugh, or as a stupid insult with a funny twist.
“hey dogbowl, you coming over later?”
or
“hey dogbowl u smell!”
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