dog dick

a dog d-ck is when a guy’s p-b-s start to migrate up the shaft. usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. tr-mm-ng only makes it grow in thicker.
this chick said she loved guys with dog d-cks, but she never gave me a bl-wj-b. i think the crabs turned her off.
a multipurpose word meaning something is either good or bad
positive: check out this dogd-ck bud i got

negative: d-mn spilling the bong was some dogd-ck -ss sh-t man

endearing nickname
“s’up dogd-ck?”

“shave your choda lately dogd-ck-you stupid twit b-st-rd?”
1. an uncirc-mcised p-n-s.

2. the d-ck of a dog.
1. “i’m glad that i’m cut. dog d-ck looks f-ckin nasty.”

2. “haha, look at that dog. he’s got a dog d-ck.”
“no sh-t sherlock….”
when the p-n-s is actually sucked all the way inside the body and looks like the package of a k-9
holly sh-t! that water in lake huron is so f-cking cold i just scored a major case of dog d-ck.
n. a cigarette which has had the life sucked out out of it. like when you drag too hard and too fast and you leave a mangled stump of ash. it looks and smokes like sh-t. it usually happens when one of your greedy mates b-ms a drag off you at a club.
he took his cigarette back and looked at it, appalled. what the h-ll had happened to it in the last minute and a half since it had been out of his sight? someone has sucked on it too hard and now it’s all burned down around the outside, leaving a disgusting stump of ragged ash where his cigarette used to be. he turned to his friend. “thanks for that.”
“what do you mean?” his friend asked innocently.
he pushed the cigarette in his friend’s face. “look at this. dog d-ck!”
“sorry about that.”
“why don’t you just give up, it would be cheaper for both us.”
another term for the spartan laser from halo 3. the laser has a red color, and thusly is like a “red rocket” or a dog d-ck.
quick go get the dog d-ck before the blue team can get it.

oh sh-t, i hear the dog d-ck