dog dirt
a slightly posh reference to canine faecal matter. used by mums to describe dog sh-t.
what’s that smell, have you trod in dog dirt?
if i could do any job for a day i’d go round and clean up all the dog dirt (a geniune response to a phone in on radio leicester; ‘describe your ideal job for a day’! excellent, dripping with post-menopausal outrage… like anyone was stopping her doing it anyway!)
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