Dog food shit
the kind of sh-t you take the morning after a long night of drinking. not quite solid, not quite watery. just a lump of sh-t that resembles dog food.
“bill, come in the bathroom…”
“why?”
“i had 6 pints of guiness last night and i took the most richeous dog food sh-t!”
“mondo sweet. dont flush. i wanna see.”
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