Dog Guitar


to air guitar- but replacing the air with a dog, preferably a smaller one you can pick up and hold in the general position of a guitar, like a toy poodle.
tom: i love this solo bewbewbew where’s my -dog guitar-
dog: -whine-
larry: this is why i don’t hang around you anymore….

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