Dog Hash
dried dogsh-t, i.e. what i p-ss off as marijuana and sell to you when you’re completely wasted. i’ll tell you it’s a special blend from some place exotic like maui, but it won’t be. actually, it’ll be the morning ploppings of the neighbor’s doberman (if i can get close enough!).
guy: what did you do last night?
me: payed off some school loans son! been selling dog hash since 5 pm!
dried dogsh-t, i.e. what i p-ss off as marijuana and sell to you when you’re completely wasted. i’ll tell you it’s a special blend from some place exotic like maui, but it won’t be. actually, it’ll be the morning ploppings of the neighbor’s doberman (if i can get close enough!).
guy: what did you do last night?
me: payed off some school loans son! been selling dog hash since 5 pm!
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