dog in the ass


dog in the -ss means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.

quite uncomfortable.
when fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the -ss.

he had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.

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