dog in the bathtub
while doing a girl in her box you insert your hairy beanbag into her t-rd cutter.
man, when i was doing suzy last night i tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.
the act of trying to insert one’s t-st-cl-s in a girl’s -sshole.
they just don’t want to stay in there! like a dog in the bathtub.
insert ones b-lls in a girls -ss.
after -n-l s-x there was room for dogs in the bathtub.
while doing a girl in the b-tt and managing to get your b-lls in too.
it is called this because it is as hard as getting a dog in a bathtub.
when you’re “doing” a girl, and you try to get both your b-lls and your d-ck inside of her (there isn’t enough room for both).
i pulled the dog in the bathtub last night on lafawnda; i’m single today.
the act of trying to insert one’s t-st-cl-s in a girl’s -sshole.
huff stuffed his dogs in choads bathtub
trying to put your p-n-s and b-lls into a woman’s v-g-n-. trying to keep them in is like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.
that b-tch was so loose, i had to put the dog in the bathtub.
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