Dog Pimp
any “homeless” person who trades on the pity of animal lovers by having a dog with them to illicit pity (for the dog) and therefore, more hand-outs. forcing a helpless animal to squat in the inclement weather in order to support their manipulative owner.
i felt sorry for that dog pimp and gave him another 10 pound bag of dog food. he seems to go through one a day….
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