Dog Salesman
a man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. he can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.
“sh-t man, time has stopped for no apparent reason! what is going on?” -dog salesman appears with multiple dogs- “would you like to purchase this dog young sir?” “why of course, are you doing a buy one get one tree special offer?” “why yes, i am… you can have this brown dog and a tree for only £3.99” “i’ll take it!” -dog salesman disapears. time resumes-
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