dog the demolisher
any canine that destroys your place while you are away. the most common casualties of dog the demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.
duder 1: “holy f-ck dude what happened to all your sh-t?”
duder 2: “my d-mn border collie chewed the sh-t out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. this sh-t is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix.”
duder 1: “d-mn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude.”
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