Dog Woman

a woman who has that sl-tty/s-xy look who as soon as you look at her, you know that she likes it on all fours…you can just tell she loves it doggy style, hence the name a dog woman. dog woman tend to confident with their bodies and just want it hard.
the best celebrity example is gwen stefani. she is not the hottest girl out there, but you can tell in one second that she loves doggy style…maybe even begs for it.
mitch: “hey zack check out that girl at the other end of the bar drinking the apple martini. she looks naughty.”
zack: “dude, she is definitely a dog woman, no doubt about it.”
someone who’s rarely shaven stubble v-g-n-l p-ssage can hold up to 4+ fingers and be content. tends to have a face slightly resembling a cromagnon with slightly protruding eyebrows. it stands at about 5′ 10″ and is broad shouldered. this creature has hair that is long and matted from overuse, and an upper lip with a thick layer of blonde hair that the creature pretends doesn’t exist.
bob said, “wow i can’t believe that bailey smith said my hand wasn’t enough so i had to use my head!” jeff replied in disgust, “wow! what a dog woman! there should be a warning on those things!”
a mentally defective woman who lives with lives with a large number of dogs.
“old lady hightower’s got her new rent house knee-deep in dogsh-t. she knows if she lets ’em outside to cr-p, they’ll hit the road and never look back.”
someone who’s rarely shaven stubble v-g-n-l p-ssage can hold up to 4+ fingers and be content. tends to have a face slightly resembling a cromagnon with slightly protruding eyebrows. it stands at about 5′ 10″ and is broad shouldered. this creature has hair that is long and matted from overuse, and an upper lip with a thick layer of blonde hair that the creature pretends doesn’t exist.
bob said, “wow i can’t believe that bailey smith said my hand wasn’t enough so i had to use my head!” jeff replied in disgust, “wow! what a dog woman! there should be a warning on those things!”