dogasm
every dog has a spot on their body, that when pet or rubbed, causes one of their hind legs to flutter back and forth.
(while i rub behind my dog’s right ear.) honey, look at harleigh, she’s having a dogasm.
when someone sees someone else’s incredibly cute dog and uses any combination of the following noises or utterances such as; ohh, awwwww, ahh and higher pitched ohhhh. this is usually followed by an exlmation of “oh how cute!” “can i hold you?” “i want one,” and “i love you!”
a girl walks by a cute puppy dog in a car window and says “awwwwww, ohhhh, he’s so cute! she goes on and on and then shudders a little, thus having a dogasm.
the -rg-sm of a dog.
“… sort of snacking back and forth with his mouth open and his pink tongue whipping around in an ecstatic dogasm.”
(quotation from “the stupidest angel” by christopher moore)
the look on a dog’s face when a scratch given by a person is so intense it’s leg begins to spasm.
my god fido’s having one h-ll of a dogasm.
an overly enthusiastic display of affection by a dog toward its owner or another person
every time we come home from work, rusty has a dogasm all over the furniture, floor, and our pants.
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