dogclam
basically catfishing but not. dogclamming has been getting worse every day. i think im being dogclammed right now. im talking to this dogclam on facebook and he doesnt want to meet up bc hes a clam. ive been putting sea salt on my body while sunbathing to attract these clams but all i get are dogs.
sandy: hey beth, i ran into that guy at condom kingdom, the one we met at fat tuesdays last night
beth: yeah he hasnt s-xted me back, weird…
sandy: yeah same. what a dogclam
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