dogflogged
when a dog falls asleep on you so peacefully that you can’t bare to move them. so you are stuck in this position until they arise.
sorry i couldn’t leave the house yesterday i was dogflogged.
i really meant to get the housework done, honey. but i was dogflogged all afternoon.
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