dogflower


a domesticated animal that mimics common garden plants; known to eat soil and chase chickens.
teh dogflower mangled my fuschias!!1!#@!

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    what happens when you fall down (usually drunk), break your fingers and land in a pile of dogsh-t. i fell off the swing broke my fingers and landed in a pile of dogsh-t, now i’ve got dogsh-t broken fingers! can you come take me to the hospital my fingers really hurt and they stink too

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